Pregnancy senses.

I have a nose like a dog - smells are 10x stronger these days.

Luckily we don't eat seafood or live by the ocean but there are a few medicines at work that make me silently dry heave. 

Metformin smells like rotting fish. Ick.

Cephalexin smells like eggs. Gross.

Luckily these are things that you can put a lid on.  :) 

I can't decide if this is pregnancy or not but I think I can hear everything.

Lots of comments from strangers seem to make their way into ear shot.

Comments from customers at the Pharmacy that I'm dying over.

"Is it your Husband's first?"

What I actually heard ...

"Is it your Husband's?" 

Both could be offensive but I know what meds this particular pt is on and lets just give her the benefit of the doubt. 

"So, this is your 4th?"

(whispers) Brett, (boss) do I look like I've had 4 kids?

Every one is convinced that I am married to the owner/ manager and that I'm in the family photo that is hanging on the wall. You get quite the chuckle out of the boss when he informs customers that I am in fact, not his wife. 

She's gorgeous and really nice.

I'm certainly not her.
It's nice to enjoy a laugh here and there even if it is because I'm confused.