Remember that one time ...

*Remember when Grandma Wilson had us over for an Easter egg hunt and only those who weren't married could participate and I'd been divorced for like 6 days so I was in!?
  That was also the year that we found 'I.O.U a candy bar' in most of our eggs
*Remember when I was 14 and I found out my Gma A had been married after she divorced my Grandpa and she told me her old last name was Wilson and I pictured her as the Grandma on Dennis the Mennis so I started calling her that and one time at Bear Lake she got so mad she kicked me in the butt. I couldn't stop laughing.
*Remember when that girl in second grade (names aren't necessary) peed her pants at the desk right next to mine, right after she pissed me off at recess? I got down on my hands and knees to smell it then jumped on my chair to confirm it to the whole class.
   "IT'S PEE!"
*Remember when I went camping with the Taylor's and I said the word 'piss' in their trailer and I thought mom Kim was going to kill me. I remember being so scared that I begged and begged and begged KarLee to let me borrow her bike to go home. Somehow I thought riding my bike down Ogden canyon at 10 years old would be easier than facing Kim again.
*Remember Kendra met some boys on Myspace and she tricked me into hanging out with them. We ended up at their house with 3 boys, one pizza, and 'Welcome to Mooseport'. I used my clever sneak skills to get us out of there. Once they closed the door behind us, we ran as fast as we could to the car.
  Did I mention one of the guys names was John Johnson? His parents obviously hated him.
*Remember when my cousin's friend really liked me and I didn't really like him but somehow we ended up in his car just the two of us while he was giving me a ride home and he leaned over to kiss me and I backed away. He leaned in farther, taking his foot off the break. The car started to roll and in a panicked effort he tried to stop it but hit the gas instead and drove up on my lawn. I remember running inside and watching him back off my lawn from my bedroom window.
*Remember in second grade when me and KarLee went after school talk to Mrs Call and she wasn't there but her candy bowl was so we both took a handful of Runts? I ate all mine on the walk home and KarLee felt so guilty that she literally held them in her hand until the minute she could give them back. We took them on a Friday, it was a long weekend.
*Remember in Junior High when one of our teachers passed away so they let us out of school early to attend her funeral? We all skipped and went to Some Dude's Playground and every single one of us walked out with an injury. Some more than others.  (Ang)  :)
*Remember when the Taylor's would buy every movie as soon as it came out and they let us 'check them out'? Didn't we sign a release form? I'm picturing a very detailed notebook with lots of signatures...
*Remember when we moved the tramp to the front yard and My made us move it because she didn't want the neighbors to think she was white trash?
*Remember when I got sick of sharing our tramp with the neighbors so I made them bring a detailed note from their parents stating the date and time they could jump and who had to be home?
  Remembering is my favorite.