Remember when..

Remember when I thought my life was over because I almost got kicked out of seminary - I was in a school assembly skit for a dance and I forgot to change a line.
"My name is Arianna, I'm just like Mary Tyler Moore except I don't have a Jewish friend, I'm coming to terms with my small chest and despite my bike accident, I'm still technically a virgin."

Remember when I had boys over to do homework and they thought it was hilarious that they could jump out and back in through my bedroom window - this also happened to be the same night that my friend DJ was returning my 'boyfriend's' paintball gun so when the neighbors drove by they thought we were being robbed. They called the cops.

Remember when I was in 3rd grade and me and some friends decided we were cool enough to smoke but not real cigarettes so we emptied out bic ball point pens and lit one end on fire and I came home with a giant burn blister on my lip and i told my Mom I had eaten hot soup.

Remember when Kendra and I snuck out of her house to get beef jerky at the gas station and when we came back we tried to sneak in and she told me the door was locked and I was so scared that her dad would catch us that I said the F-word.

Remember when I stole my brother's bike to ride around the block and when I hit the curb the 'boy bar' hit me in the downstairs and I thought for sure I had started my period.

Remember when I really did start my period and my Mom called me a Liar.

Remember when my brother found the key to my dad's work room and we found our Christmas bikes in there so we pulled em out and rode em around the block.

Remember when my first step grandpa got me a web cam for Christmas when I was 14 and Logan told me they only used those to make porn. - he was 10

Remember when I thought I was my Mom's favorite so when she set the rule of 3.0's or no driver's license I set out to prove I was #1 and when I came home with a 2.98 in the last quarter I had to wait for the new school year and first quarter's grades to finally get mine.

Remember when I would sluff in Kendra's van in the school parking lot all by myself because I hated English that bad. I mastered Solitaire then.

Remember when My mom was pregnant with Logan and I asked her
"So he is going to be chinese or what?"
  - I don't but I do love this story.

Remember when KarLee's Mom was sick at home so we had to find somewhere else to skip school so I volunteered my house only to pull into the driveway and find my Mom standing there. When she asked what we were doing out of class I told her I was worried about her lawn furniture in the backyard getting ruined by the first snow so we had come to move it into the garage. - she totally bought it.

I love remembering.