April 13, 2010

*Always Remember ..

 I've had a lot of those moments lately that I never want to forget. Those that make you laugh even days, months, and years after they've happened. I've started writing a lot of em down but I thought I'd share a few with you so you could have a laugh as well.
  Today I text Colby to tell him I had cleaned Tomahawk's bowl and informed him that he was a happy camper
   His response: " Oh good, I knew he liked camping."

I laughed so hard. I'm still laughing. Such a random comment.

Remember 'Crow' the dream catcher fanatic?  He corners Colby every single Sunday at church and lectures him about teasing me. He reminds him to treat me with respect and that he's a lucky guy. The look on his face when he catches Colb teasing me is priceless. Hularious.

Last night I started a new session at the Indoor Center in Ogden. Back with old friends. SO excited. I was more than embarrassed when they asked for my name so they could print me a new card. I couldn't remember the last time I had filled out a player sheet. I was sure it was years ago. So there I went, spatting off every name it could have been under. My last 'guess' was the winner. The guy made me feel so stupid when he said
   "why don't we put it under something you can remember?"
  Like I'm five and my Mom should be filling out the form and signing the line above 'Guardian'
I'm laughing now but I bet my face was bright red. I don't jump at the chance to share my life story with random strangers but I know he would have responded differently had he known the gist.
          Shove it Pal, if it were up to me, I wouldn't have that many options. It's not like I enjoy changing my last name. But, while I'm at it. I'm going for round three. Take that!

Colb and I went to the famous Burger Bar tonight. I was so excited. Mr C was also excited but he wasn't super hungry. I tried to convince him to order the baby ben. It's smaller but still comes with lots of fries. He refused. He didn't want to look like a wimp.
  So I ordered one in my best little kid voice.

Went to the Range today. We had 6 extra minutes in our day and instead of breathing Colb wanted to try out his new driver. I buttered Colby up with a early wedding present the day before we bought the jeep. A new driver and some smokin sweet golf shoes. He's in Heaven
  He pulls out his driver, reaches to pull the head cover off and with a look of shame on his face, he puts the cover back on. He walks over to where I'm standing and whispers in my ear.
  "Babe, I forgot to take the wrapper off."
  "So .. take it off.."
"Some things are cool to have brand new, golf clubs, not one of those things. It's supposed to be used."
So I used my best 'hurry and hide the wrapper' skills and Ta-DA! No one noticed. Thank goodness Colby survived. Phew!

I love those moments when you think .. I never want to forget this. Ever.
 How Hilarious is this picture?
I had one of those 'special' moments when I found it!







  

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